Dear Phamos

• We accept your apologies and thank you for your important contributions on this forum. For your efforts, the JL community would like to honor you with the "pain in the ass" prize, especially made for frustrated, fat wankers such as yourself. Since this is an anonymous forum for cowards like you to troll on, we'd need your adress, as we'd have to send you the prize by mail. Let us know if thats alright with you. We already sent a letter to every nuthouse in the country, as we expect you to be there. If you choose to commit suicide out of joy now, please inform our department for retarded monkey dicks specialized in taking care of people like you. Just remember: Suicide can be a form of redemption, pretty much like just leaving a place and never come back.

  office clerk 10 Jun 2009, 10:19 - Report

Switzerland sucks