Dear Beat It (a Michael Jackson fan?)

..I'm not normally reactive but since you are only on the level of BASE then I shall make you my Monday charity work and answer your questions today:

I speak 4 languages fluently - actually, not YOUR language Romanisch (yeh, right, you speak this too!), but German, Italian and Dutch (from country of origins not Swiss bastardised versions); I look like one of those tall blonde Swiss Fraus who go to Globus, definitely not old, so fit in quite well -but my Swiss neighbour is actually a grumpy midget; if I go to a BBQ, I am a very good guest to my Swiss hosts and bring my own food. Yes, for those who are invited (if ever, for dinner, sometimes for BBQ) the etiquette is to bring your own meat, fish and wine!! Appalling hospitality!

And the only thing that a self-sufficient person like myself ever asked from being in Switzerland, apart from good weather, is that the people were polite, kind, friendly and good neighbours. I need absolutely nothing more from here to make my time tolerable, and get on with my own income, cost of living and travels very well, thank you.

Well done my charity case. You have added to the pile of ugly insolent Swiss. Did you know you are actually ironic, and living proof of the worse type of Swiss stereotype? Poor little soldier...

Write your real name if you have a solid backbone, are proud of who you are and what you believe in. Instead of hiding away like a very bad smell in some dark corner...

Wendy 18 Aug 2008, 02:12 - Report