You speak like you're one of us!

• You seem to know us so well. Hang on are you one of those whining Brits I see on Bondi beach? You know the type - a sunburned pig wrapped up in a rubber band, swilling warm beer and needing to be rescued because you inevitably select the spot with no waves (LOL).
  
  Yes, we are revolting. But only a percentage of us. We are a beautiful, hardy people from many places. That is what makes us so lovely. Even if we are white Australian, we've had enough new blood over the last 2 centuries to make our features fine and our bodies strong. England on the other hand? Think bad teeth...
  
  By the way if you don't happen to be whiny Brit, I 'm sure I can still better your uninspired prose with something far more insulting.

  Proud But Educated Australian 27 Apr 2009, 10:42 - Report

Why is it so hard to make friends in Australia?